i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
Masculinity is such a fragile concept.
I’m actually so happy with this ok
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
"dude"-me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
guys i made it to the Qlimax movie!!!
Reblogging cause throw back to qlimax 💖
working on an iphone game and this is the rough draft title screen
in case anyone cares lol
smoking and contemplating how to shut down the government
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
this made my day its so adorable
Why is the word long shorter than the word short